Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Greatest Invention of the 21st Century
Recently I heard of a great tradgedy. A few weeks ago, Dave had taken one of his most prized posessions to work, to use, to love, to have and to hold yet someone removed it from him, took it without his knowledge and it did not return. To Dave, the loss was great, his monogrammed SPORK had gone, seemingly never to return.
You wouldn't believe what happened next. Yesterday Dave's luck changed. Wandering aimlesly throughthe kitchenette he realised that his beloved had returned. It was there, washed, clean and naked, sitting on the dish rack next to the sugar bowl and oversized container of International Roast. What a day, what a moment, I wish I had been there.
My warning to you all out there. BE CAREFULL. There are times in our lives when precious things leave us, lets not have another SPORK incedent.
By the way, how good is a SPORK. I'd love to hear of some other great duo's given us by the 21st century...other than Sonny and Cher that is!
Dan
You wouldn't believe what happened next. Yesterday Dave's luck changed. Wandering aimlesly throughthe kitchenette he realised that his beloved had returned. It was there, washed, clean and naked, sitting on the dish rack next to the sugar bowl and oversized container of International Roast. What a day, what a moment, I wish I had been there.
My warning to you all out there. BE CAREFULL. There are times in our lives when precious things leave us, lets not have another SPORK incedent.
By the way, how good is a SPORK. I'd love to hear of some other great duo's given us by the 21st century...other than Sonny and Cher that is!
Dan
# posted by Dr Dan @ 12:30 pm 
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We owned a Knoon once. You had to take care. Never seen a Foife though (- got to watch that one!)
*sigh*
*sigh*
Hmmm, the worst one i saw was a spunger. Spoon that doubled as a toilet plunger. You took a bit of a risk using it, especially if you were eating chocolate icecream.
I don’t think you can go past the music group 'Salt n Peppa'. They really were something. In fact, I have composed this poem:
Salt n Peppa rippen’ it up
With their busting rhymes
Fashion trend setters of their time(s)
A real music educa - tion
Coming at ya live with some ba – con
Where have they gone today?
They were big but that was yesterday
Their tunes were big in their day
Bust it up…yo
Always wanting to
“talk about sex baby”
But I say NO
Lets talk about you and me – no?!
They want to talk about
“all the good times and the bad times”
But I say NO
Lets just talk about the good times
I have to Go
Salt n Peppa rippen’ it up
With their busting rhymes
Fashion trend setters of their time(s)
A real music educa - tion
Coming at ya live with some ba – con
Where have they gone today?
They were big but that was yesterday
Their tunes were big in their day
Bust it up…yo
Always wanting to
“talk about sex baby”
But I say NO
Lets talk about you and me – no?!
They want to talk about
“all the good times and the bad times”
But I say NO
Lets just talk about the good times
I have to Go
No Steve, I own a KN-OON (A Knife/ Spoon) Related to a SP-ORK (Spoon/ fork)
Sheesh!
*Rolls eyes heavenward!*
Sheesh!
*Rolls eyes heavenward!*
Welcoem to the blogging world Dave! We have another convert... even though your blog has nothing on it!
Deprenski:
"I'm a people person. I like speaking to people. Blogs are places for shy people and people who don't like people. I don't even know why I'm setting this up, probably peer pressure."
THAT is such an accountant thing to cwrite! Sheesh!
If I wasn't so shy I'd... I'd .... I'd post a very quiet people-hating omment about it - but no, I'm off to party till very very late, with people - as we bloggers do all the time!!!
"I'm a people person. I like speaking to people. Blogs are places for shy people and people who don't like people. I don't even know why I'm setting this up, probably peer pressure."
THAT is such an accountant thing to cwrite! Sheesh!
If I wasn't so shy I'd... I'd .... I'd post a very quiet people-hating omment about it - but no, I'm off to party till very very late, with people - as we bloggers do all the time!!!
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